JOKES
I'll admit, I find the jokes about the horse meat scandal funny. I'm a vegetarian, you wouldn't think I would but I find them funny.
Man 1: I'm not worried about the horse meat scandal.
Man 2: Nay, neither am I.
Maybe it'll be the MANE course!
OK I'll stop now.
A little boy ran after a fire engine. People were going ''Wow, what amazing speed''. He finally caught up and the driver wound the window down. ''What? Whaddya want?'' he said. ''Um-I'll have a Mr.Whippy please!'' said the little boy.
Patient: Everyone keeps being sarcastic to me!
Doctor: Yeaaah! As if!
Why should you stay away from larva bread?
You might get heartburn!
One from my cousin:
I said ''I need to find out the train times'' someone said ''Have you tried looking on line?'' I said ''That's a bit dangerous isn't it?''
I've got some good joke books.
Why did the ''he'' cross the road? Because it was looking for the ''n''!
Man 1: I'm not worried about the horse meat scandal.
Man 2: Nay, neither am I.
Maybe it'll be the MANE course!
OK I'll stop now.
A little boy ran after a fire engine. People were going ''Wow, what amazing speed''. He finally caught up and the driver wound the window down. ''What? Whaddya want?'' he said. ''Um-I'll have a Mr.Whippy please!'' said the little boy.
Patient: Everyone keeps being sarcastic to me!
Doctor: Yeaaah! As if!
Why should you stay away from larva bread?
You might get heartburn!
One from my cousin:
I said ''I need to find out the train times'' someone said ''Have you tried looking on line?'' I said ''That's a bit dangerous isn't it?''
I've got some good joke books.
Why did the ''he'' cross the road? Because it was looking for the ''n''!